i had to share this with everyone just because its hilarious.

Andrew Ghobrial: Marmaduke has had quite an afternoon of misadventure (Marmaduke Fun Fact: Marmaduke is responsible, either directly or indirectly, for approximately 85% of all criminal activity in his town. It's true... Google it!).

Andrew Ghobrial: i dont know why marmaduke hasnt been put down yet

"Austin Shea": cause marmaduke could overpower you

"Austin Shea": and eat you alive

Andrew Ghobrial: haha

"Austin Shea": have you seen how big he is?

Andrew Ghobrial: even from a distance?

Andrew Ghobrial: like he sleeps a lot

Andrew Ghobrial: you cant just wait and like take him out with a high powered sniper rifle

"Austin Shea": i think you're saying that like

"Austin Shea": a bullet would kill him

i know most of you wont find this funny, but for those who might happen to find it funny then awesome!